Graveyard

(2003)

Two bookstore clerks in a 24 hour bookstore discover that something is strange about the nightshift, vaguely Lovecraftian hijynx ensue.

This film has its problems. The beginning suffers from shaky camera work, the musical soundtrack is barely audible, and near the end there are some problems with fluctuations in the picture. These problems are minor though and can mostly be overlooked. At its root though, this is a pale rip-off of "Clerks", without the brilliant dialog and sympathetic characters. Another problem is that the film seems to be

unsure of exactly what it is trying to be. This certainly isn't a horror film, and it doesn't have many comedic moments either... Rather it flounders and thrashes about. A mediocre film with moments of inspired brilliance.

That is what makes this a tough film to review. IT would be easy to gather all the poor qualities of this film and label this as a bad movie. To do so, however, would be unfair and not quite accurate.

Let's look at the positive factors that balance this film's weak points. First there are the makeup effects. Brilliantly done and very impressive for a indie film.

The cast has weak points but the two leads (Toren Atkinson and James McBurney) are solid in their portrayals. Certainly they are no Dante and Randal, but for this tale, they suffice quite nicely. Another real standout is Butch Murphy as the robber. It is funny for a bit character like that to so stick out in my mind, but he does.

The rest of the cast? Joe Keithley and Shira Blustein put in passable performances but Jon Mikl Thor is too over the top. I'm sure it was meant to be humorous, but it certainly didn't come off that way. Still, that is a matter of direction more than anything else.

Overall, a nice entry into the field of mediocrity, which puts it head and shoulders above a good many Lovecraft films (coughcough-Dunwich Horror-Coughcough).

What really makes this DVD for me, are the extras. Granted, they aren't all Good extras...but the DVD comes loaded. Among the extras are two deleted scenes (interesting, though I can see why they were cut as they would do nothing for the pacing of the film), a music video for "Walking in a Graveyard" (fun song, awful video), two other short films (that are worth discussing below), and the obligatory commentary tracks for all three films.

I'll start with "Film #3". Words can't express how much I loathed this short, essentially a monologue about the dangers of microwave ovens and growth hormones. It's bad, zero stars, etc.

The real standout bonus feature though? "Living with the Dead" is a short film that I might've paid to purchase separately. It is surprisingly witty and entertaining and left me wondering what exactly was going on. Once again there were several amazing (if brutal) makeup effects, but the scripting seemed tighter and had a better flow than the main feature.

Overall, I'm not thrilled with this DVD, but I am satisfied. It delivered what I've come to expect as opposed to what I always hope for, a great Lovecraftian film. Sadly, those are few and far in between. Yet, it is pretty obvious that this wasn't meant to be a Lovecraftian film, so you can't be too hard on them for that. So get the DVD for "Graveyard", but stay for "Living with the Dead".

The DVD is available directly from Fizz Films for $10.00 (which includes shipping in Canada and the US). I have found no UK ordering information for the film but seeing as it is a matter of purchasing direct, I'd contact Fizz Films.

-Bob Brinkman

Special thanks to Bob Brinkman for allowing me to use this review.



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